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• HEARSE, n. Death's baby-carriage. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• ``POO-POO HAPPENS!'' -- Baby carriage bumper sticker (Bob Irwin)
• Real men don't need glasses. They just drink out of the bottle.
• Silly Sally was baby sitting. But Silly Sally was getting bored.
  Thinking a walk would help, she put the baby in his carriage....
• Moe: If you like good food, good fun, and a whole lot of.
  ..crazy crap on the walls, then come on down to Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag....
• FORTUNE'S FAVORITE RECIPES: #8 Christmas Rum Cake 1 or 2 quarts rum 1 tbsp.
  baking powder 1 cup butter 1 tsp. soda 1 tsp. sugar 1 tbsp....
• An agreeable companion on a journey is as good as a carriage.
  -- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 143...
• MESMERISM, n. Hypnotism before it wore good clothes, kept a carriage and asked Incredulity to dinner.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• You may be redneck... if you refer to Mason jars as "the good glasses.