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Sweet Loretta Fat, She Thought She Was A Cleaner, But She Was A Frying Pan... -- Beatle
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Sweet Loretta Fat, she thought she was a cleaner, but she was a frying pan...
-- Beatles
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Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
She's so fat, she doesn't have measurements: she has time zones.
My ex-girlfriend was fat. How fat is she? She sweats gravy. -- Ben Creed
I SWEAR I thought she was 18!
She felt in italics and thought in capitals. -- Henry Jame