Related:

• EMACS: Even My Aunt Crashes the System
• MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes; If Not, Then Operating System Hangs.
• Cursor: What you become when your system crashes.
• A distributed system is one that stops you from getting any work done when a machine you've never even heard of crashes.
  -- Leslie Lamport (Attributed)...
• Burns: It's no use. I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council.
  Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know, Smithers....
• one-line fix n. Used (often sarcastically) of a change to a program that is thought to be trivial or insignificant right up to the moment it crashes the system.
  Usually `cured' by another one-line fix. See also I didn't change anything!...
• virgin adj. Unused; pristine; in a known initial state.
  "Let's bring up a virgin system and see if it crashes again....
• one-line fix: n. Used (often sarcastically) of a change to a program that is thought to be trivial or insignificant right up to the moment it crashes the system.
  Usually `cured' by another one-line fix. See also {I didn't change anything!...
• virgin: adj. Unused; pristine; in a known initial state.
  Let's bring up a virgin system and see if it crashes again....