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• Speakers do it with pointers.
• Systems programmers keep it up longer.
• Real programmers don't write applications programs, they program right down to the BARE METAL.
  Applications programming is for feebs who can't do systems programming....
• Systems programmers just want to have fun.
• Ada programmers do it by committee.
• Ada programmers do it in packages.
• APL programmers do it backwards.
• APL programmers do it in a line.
• APL programmers do it in the workspace.