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• Annex Canada now! We need the room, and who's going to stop us? -- A Tom Neff .signature
• Smuggling... It's not just a job, it's an adventure!
  -- paid for by your local Colombian recruiting office...
• Earth Army Recruiting Center: What are you, chicken? Buk buk buk!
• For some reason a glaze passes over people's faces when you say Canada.
  Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something....
• Beaver: symbol of Canada
• Canada? What part of Texas is that in?