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• Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
  -- Kipling...
• A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke. -- Rudyard Kipling
• You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak For anything tougher than sue
  Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -- Pray, how did you manage to do it?...
• Word are the most powerful drug used by mankind. -- Rudyard Kipling
• Grampa: I think Rudyard Kipling said it best: If you can make one heap of all your winnings and risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-to
  and lose, and start again at your beginnings, and never breathe a word about your loss, yours is the earth is everything that is in it, and, which is more, you'll be a man, my son....
• Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves. -- Rudyard Kipling
• A woman's choice can kill a man.