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  -- William Walker (1623-1684) -- The Art of Reading...
• Cat advice: Take some time to eat the flowers.
• A verb has a hard time enough of it in this world when its all together.
  It's downright inhuman to split it up. But that's just what those Germans do....
• As clear as a whistle. -- John Byrom (1691-1763) -- Epistle to Lloyd, I
• The point is plain as a pike-staff. -- John Byrom (1691-1763) -- Epistle to a Friend
• Bone and Skin, two millers thin, Would starve us all, or near i
  But be it known to Skin and Bone That Flesh and Blood can't bear it....
• When the Universe was not so out of whack as it is today
  and all the stars were lined up in their proper places, you could easily count them from left to right, or top to bottom, and the larger and bluer ones were set apart, and the smaller yellowing types pushed off to the corners as bodies of a lower grade....
• This fortune cookie program out of order. For those in desperate need, please use the program randchar.
  This program generates random characters, and, given enough time, will undoubtedly come up with something profound....