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• The fullest instruction, and the fullest enjoyment are never derived from books, till we have ventilated the ideas thus obtained, in free and easy chat with others.
  -- William Matthew...
• Motherhood is an essential, difficult, and full-time job.
  Women who do not wish to be mothers should not have babies. -- Edward Abbey...
• Krusty: [saying a pre-meal blessing] Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz.
  Homer: Hee hee hee hee hee! He's talking funny-talk!...
• You can't out-talk a man who knows what he's talking about. -- Hutchins' Law
• A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything.
  A choice is all that is left to him. -- H. Matthew...
• The following appeared as a letter to the editor of a national newspaper.
  "Your recent article on corporate downsizing* in the United States is misleading....
• It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself.
  For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential. -- Robert Morley...
• Bore: A man who spends so much time talking about himself that you can't talk about yourself.
  -- Melville D. Lando...
• Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
  -- Laurence Pete...