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Talk To Your Plant Often; It Doesn't Cost A Penny!
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Talk to your Plant often; it doesn't cost a Penny!
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Talk to a Plant...It's rewarding...
If you had a penny and you were on top of the Empire State Building, and you took that penny and threw it off the Empire State Building and it hit somebody in the head, it would kill him.
Talk about getting your money's worth. -- Heywood Bank...
Isn't humanity egocentric? Whenever we talk, we say, "Here's my two cents worth," but we only offer "a penny for your thoughts.
-- Ariel "The Rogue" Rogso...
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act them out.
A penny saved kills your career in government.
A penny for your thoughts?" "A dollar for your death." -- The Odd Couple
The Odd Couple "A penny for your thoughts?" "A dollar for your death.
Grow your own dope. Plant a FUNDIE!!!