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TARDIS Express: When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be There Yesterday.
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TARDIS Express: When it absolutely, positively has to be there yesterday.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
Email: when it absolutely, positively has to get lost at the speed of light.
TTR is a trademark of Trans-Temporal Research: When it ABSOLUTELY has to be there yesterday...TTR.
Electronic Mail: For when you absolutely, positively, have to lose important documents at the speed of light.
-- Anon....
X windows: You'd better sit down. Don't laugh. It could be YOUR thesis project.
Why do it right when you can do it wrong? Live the nightmare....
Has a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
Blasted TARDIS is on the fritz again!