Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20) You Are Practical And Persistent.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged
determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and
bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.
Related:
TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent.
You have a dogged determination and work like hell....
TAURUS (Apr. 20 to May 20) Let your self-confidence and determination shine, and people will find you boorish and headstrong.
Travel, promotion, and romance highlighted, if you live long enough....
TAURUS (Apr.20 - May 20) Take advantage of this opportunity to get a little extra sleep, because you're going to miss the bus again today anyway.
You will decide to lose weight today, just like yesterday....
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) You are very exuberant and enjoy expressing yourself.
Your friends think of you as a busy-body and a bore....
McCoy: "Damn it, Jim, what the hell's the matter with you?
Other people have birthdays, why are we treating yours like a funeral?...
You may get the Government off the backs of the people, but they will soon demand to be remounted.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...