APPLICATION FORM
Mothers And Fathers of Italian Ancestry
(M.A.F.I.A.)
Watza-U-Name ________________________________________ U-Hage __________________
Watza-U-Howza Numbero _________________ U-Stretta _____________________________
Watza-U-Bag: Hittaman _________ Lona-Arranger ___________ Prostittuta ________
Izza U Girl or Boy (Orizza U Girl-Oh-Boy) ______________ (Pick one, Weizza Guy)
Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now _______________________________________________
Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse: ___________________________________________________
For Whatza Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse For: ____________________________________
U Shoote One Guiz ____________________ U Keednap Sumbodys _____________________
Porteckshion Raggets _______________________ Udder Thingza ____________________
U Wanna Be De Bigga Shotz, Sumdaze? Yazze: ________ No: ________ Eh: _________
U Likka Eata Garlic: ____________ Pizza: _____________ Salami: ________________
U Know Ow To Makea De Cement Shooz? ___________________________________________
U Driva De Car _______ Cadillac ________ Buick ___________ Linken _____________
U Likea Spagetti _____ Calamara ________ Boyze ___________ Girlze _____________
(Peek justa one - no foola rounde, cuz I slappa U face.)
U Sees De Godfather? ___________________ Or Justa De Movie? ___________________
