Teenagers don't know what love is. They have mixed-up ideas. They go for a
drive, and the boy runs out of gas, and they smooch a little, and the girl
says she loves him. That isn't love. Love is when you're married
twenty-five years, smooching in your living room, and he runs out of gas
and she still says she loves him. That's love!
-- Norm Crosby
