A Presbyterian and Methodist Preacher got into a hot discussion about the
Presbyterian teaching on what is called predestination. Like all such
discussions, there was far more heat shead in the course of the discussion
than there was light. The Methodist finally agreed that there just might be
something to the teaching of the Presbyterians on predestination, and also
he allowed that most Presbyterians were likely going to hell anyway. The
Presbyterian was rather out of patience with all of this and admitted that
he would much rather be a Presbyertian and know he was going to hell than a
Methodist and know know where the hell he was going.