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• Where's the toilet paper? I have to take a Limbaugh.
• Fine Art Diplomas, please take one. -- Seen on a toilet paper dispenso
• PTP: Produce Toilet Pape
• Toilet Paper supplied by John Wayne Toilet Inc. Our Motto
  We're ruff and tuff, 'n' we don't take shit from nobody! -- Toilet graffiti...
• Next, we take some toilet paper, tear off some teensy little squares, and stick one there.
  .. and there... and any place you're bleeding... there....
• Check for toilet paper *before* sitting down.
• Save on toilet paper...use both sides!
• Toilet paper: another fine abrasive by 3M.
• Toilet paper will tear on any line but the perforated one.