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Tex SEX! The HOME Of WHEELS! The Dripping Of COFFEE!
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Tex SEX! The HOME of WHEELS! The dripping of COFFEE!! Take me
to Minnesota but don't EMBARRASS me!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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BARBARA STANWYCK makes me nervous!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
FEELINGS are cascading over me!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Don't hit me!! I'm in the Twilight Zone!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS... -- Zippy the Pinhead
PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Where's the Coke machine? Tell me a joke!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
You can't hurt me!! I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead