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Thanks For Not Smoking, She Breathed.
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Thanks for not smoking, she breathed.
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She thanks you kindly, turns away
Her suffering ended with the day, Yet lived she at its close, And breathed the long, long night away In statue-like repose.
-- James Aldrich (1810-1856) -- A Death-Bed...
In the past a sexy woman was one who lay on a sofa like an odalisque, smoking a cigarette.
Now she is an athletic woman....
Stop smoking!
Thanks but no money.
Thanks for the tagline. :-)
Thanks, SYSOPs!!!
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Selma: Hmm... It is probably my last chance to be a mommy.
Waiter: Cigarette, Mrs. McClure? Troy: You bet! From now on, she's smoking for two!...