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Thank You For Calling The CSU Automated Hearing Test Line.
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Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test Line.
Prepare for Test 1. Is this tone louder in your left ear or
right ear? ... BEEP
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the caller
Related:
Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revision 1.
05. Counting down to test: 5... 4... 3... 2.....
Creamed asparagus! BEEP -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle
The party you dialed is not available. Your call is being diverted to an alternate number.
Please stand by... (Ring...) The number you dialed must be dialed by your 0 operator....
Ahhhhhhhhh... ahhhhhhhhhh... (Heavy breathing sounds, like an obscene phone call.
) Oh, nuts, YOU called ME! Sorry. Never mind. Leave your name and number at the beep....
This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you couldn't hear that.
Lemme try again. (Beep) Nuts, once more with feeling....
Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return your call.
(Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same....
Hi, this is Jim. Thanks for calling during my spring pledge drive.
A basic membership is only $30, and a $60 pledge gets you an "I love Jim Shea" T-shirt....
Hello. All of our operators are busy right now, but if you'll leave your name, telephone number, a brief message, and the time you called, we'll get back to you as soon as possible.
Thank you and have a pleasant day. (This can dissuade prank and sales callers who don't know it's really a private line....
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back....