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• Thank you for encouraging my behavior.
• No, thank you. My ears are too sweet now.
• You cannot fathom the consciousness of a leaf.
• Hello. Jim Rockford's machine, this is Larry Doheny's machine.
  Will you please have your master call my master at his convenience?...
• Thank you.
• Thank you for making the last moments of my life socially awkward.
• Hello? Jim Rockford's machine? This is Larry Dooheany's machine.
  Will you please have your master call my master at his convenience?...
• All of you out there who believe in telepathy, raise your hand.
  "All right. Now, everyone who believes in telekinesis...raise MY hand." -- Dennis Owe...
• All in favor of telekinesis, raise my hands.