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That Farrow Bloke You Executed Today. You Sure He's Dead?
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That Farrow bloke you executed today. You sure he's dead?
I cut his head off. That usually does the trick.
-- Edmund and Baldrick : Head
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FIRST HEAD: Oh! quick! get the sword out I want to cut his head off.
THIRD HEAD: Oh, cut your own head off. SECOND HEAD...