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• I *told* the Muse I'm not a masochist, so why is the whip out again?
• Why are women so stupid? No penis to think with.
• Love is merely madness; and I tell you, deserves as well a dark house and a whip, as madmen do
  and the reason why they are not so punished and cured, is that the lunacy is so ordinary, that the whippers are in love too....
• This is the story of the bee Whose sex is very hard to see You cannot tell the he from the she But she can tell
  and so can he The little bee is never still She has no time to take the pill And that is why, in times like these There are so many sons of bees....
• It is not necessary to inquire whether a woman would like something for dessert.
  The answer is yes, she would like something for dessert, but she would like you to order it so she can pick at it with your fork....
• Why is there air? Have you ever tried breathing Cool Whip?
• Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.