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That Is The Dematerializing Control, And That Over Yonder Is The Horizontal Hold
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That is the dematerializing control, and that over yonder is the
horizontal hold; up there is the scanner, those are the doors,
and that is a chair with a panda on it. Sheer poetry, dear boy.
Now please stop bothering me.
-- Doctor, The Time Meddler
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