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• London's Law of Libraries: No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.
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  -- Benjamin Disraeli...
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  Benjamin Disraeli...
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• You may find happiness at the bottom of an ordinary-looking bottle of beer.
  You must be over the age of 21, enter as often as you want....
• You're so stupid you can't read a Scrabble tile without moving your lips!
• For each time you say the phrases "touch base," "networking," or "bottom line," you will spend one month in hell.
• Laura: Are you all right? Bart's brain: She's beautiful.
  Say something clever. Bart's mouth: [meekly] I fell on my bottom....