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• God is the perfect poet, Who in his person acts his own creations.
  -- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- Paracelsus, Part ii...
• Televangelist: A person in contact with God, but upset with God because God does not listen and straighten things out.
• Those who set out to serve both God and Mammon soon discover there is no God.
  -- Logan Pearsall Smith...
• Not only is "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" a wholly remarkable book
  it is also a highly successful one - more popular than the "Celestial Home Care Omnibus", better selling than "Fifty-three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity", and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters, "Where God Went Wrong", "Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes" and "Who Is This God Person Anyway?...
• As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
  -- Woody Alle...
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...