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That's Not A Regular Rule: You Invented It Just Now.
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"That's not a regular rule: you invented it just now."
"It's the oldest rule in the book," said the King.
"Then it ought to be Number One," said Alice.
-- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"
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Curiouser and curiouser! -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
You know you say things are 'much of a muchness' -- did you ever see such a thing as a drawing of a muchness?
"Really, now you ask me, " said Alice, very much confused, I don't think --" "Then you shouldn't talk," said the Hatter....
The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. "Where shall I begin, please your Majesty ?
he asked. "Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end...
Sentence first -- verdict afterwards. -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
The more there is of mine, the less there is of yours.
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What is the use of a book without pictures or conversations?
-- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland...
Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat....
If everybody minded their own business,' the Duchess said, in a hoarse growl, 'the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
'" -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland...
Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
"I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone...