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• Sorry, we can't ship caffeine products to Sweden or Belgium.
• We are always making God our accomplice, that so we may legalize our own iniquities.
  Every successful massacre is consecrated by a Te Deum, and the clergy have never been wanting in benedictions for any victorious enormity....
• And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!
  -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic...
• How wonderful that we have met with a paradox. Now we have some hope of making progress.
  -- Niels Boh...
• The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of i
  ome of it we have to listen to twice. -- Don Herold...
• There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
  -- Don Herold...
• We must be greater than God, for we have to undo His injustice.