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• That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• This must be a gift book. That is to say, a book which you wouldn't take on any other terms.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound
  if I can remember any of the damn things. -- Dorothy Parker, The Portable, 1944...
• Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -- Dorothy Parke
• If you took all the women at the Harvard Prom and laid them end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think. -- Dorothy Parke