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A Programmer Down In Moline Said, I'm The Match For Any Machine.
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A programmer down in Moline
Said, I'm the match for any machine.
My secret's aversion,
To loops and recursion,
Just acres of in-line routine.
-- W. J. Wilson
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Originality is just a fresh pair of eyes. -- W. Wilso
While the engineer developed his thesis, the director leaned over to his assistant and whispered, "Did you ever hear of why the sea is salt?
"Why the sea is salt?" whispered back the assistant....
Just a 2 bit programmer on a 32 bit machine.
W*&t? I th^%k w% h@$% s%m# l&n$ n*&se.
Technique?" said the programmer turning from his terminal, "What I follow is Tao -- beyond all technique!
When I first began to program I would see before me the whole problem in one mass....
Price Wang's programmer was coding software. His fingers danced upon the keyboard.
The program compiled without an error message, and the program ran like a gentle wind....
Canadian Alphabet:eh,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z.
Quote #273 "I just posted from babbage.museum.london.
uk, and BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED!!" -- Rolf Wilson [ in alt.folklore.computers ]...
My first psychiatrist said I was paranoid, but I want a second opinion because I think he's out to get me.
-- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...