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• Your EMAIL is now being delivered by the USPS.
• Never trust anyone who places your well being over their own. -- Advice of Zek.
• You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
• Lovejoy: Your son has been working in a burlesque house.
  Helen: Principal Skinner saw him with his own eyes....
• Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
  Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
• Your files are now being encrypted and thrown into the bit bucket. EOF
• Your son still sliding down the banisters?" "We wound barbed wire around them.
  "That stop him?" "No, but it sure slowed him up....
• Being left-handed is a big advantage: no one knows enough about your swing to mess you up with advice.
  -- Bob Charle...