Dave Finton gazes into his crystal ball...
January 2099 Rob Malda Finally Gets His Damned Nano-Technology
The Linux hacker community finally breathed a collective sigh of relief
when it was announced that Rob Malda finally got his damned
nanotechnology....
A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path.
A man pleaded innocent of any wrong doing when caught by the police
during a raid at the home of a mobster, excusing himself by claiming that he
was making a bolt for the door....