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The American Dream: Smoke Pot, Cheat On Your Wife, & Become President!
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The American dream: Smoke pot, cheat on your wife, & become president!
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The new american way: dodge draft, smoke dope, cheat on wife.
Any American can become President. Clinton proved that.
Do you cheat on your wife?" asked the psychiatrist. "Who else?" answered the patient.
Do you cheat on your wife? asked the psychiatrist. Who else? answered the patient.
Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.
-- Lenny Bruce...
Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.
I will not cheat on my wife. Because I love my house. -- Chas Elstne
Why does Bill cheat on his wife? Hillary doesn't put out for any man.
