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• The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
• In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.
  -- Michael T. Minerath...
• The vehemence with which an issue is debated is inversely proportional to its importance.
  -- Parkinson's Law -- Bill Kinnersley...
• The immediate visibility of an object is inversely proportional to the importance of finding it.
  -- The Law of Inverse Visibility...
• The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
• Sweeney's Law: The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
• McGoon's Law The probability of winning is inversely proportional to the amount of the wager.
• The amount of flak on any subject is inversely proportional to the subject's true value.
• The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
  -- Sweeney's Law...