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• Past Age 50, if it don't hurt, it don't work.
• The following appeared in a health newsletter. "A ten-year nationwide study of the effectiveness of wearing a helmet while bicycling indicates that ten years ago
  approximately 35 percent of all bicyclists reported wearing helmets, whereas today that number is nearly 80 percent....
• The following is a letter to the editor of the Atticus City newspaper.
  "Former Mayor Durant owes an apology to the city of Atticus....
• All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.
  This is especially true when dealing with someone you're attracted to....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Paul Simon) My media experts tell me I'm foolish for wearing my hair the same way I did in the 50's....
• The following appeared in a memorandum from the president of Humana College.
  "Last year the number of students who enrolled in long-distance degree programs at OmniU niversity increased by 50%....
• The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
  -- Muhammad Ali...
• 50% of all people are below average.... -- Shocking Truth