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The Amount Of Time You Have To Wait For A Bus Is Directly Proportional To The Inclemency Of The Weather.
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The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional
to the inclemency of the weather.
-- John Corcoran
Related:
The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus. -- John Corcora
Davis' Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to 1.
5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time....
If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
-- John Corcora...
Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus.
All others are out of service or full. -- John Corcora...
The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.
-- John Corcora...
Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
-- Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab...
Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.