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• Elvis is my copilot. -- Cal Keega
• It's not just a computer -- it's your ass. -- Cal Keega
• The chain that can be yanked is not the cosmic chain. -- Cal Keega
• It's not just a computer -- it's your ass." -- Cal Keega
• If your computer doesn't multitask, it ain't shit. -- Cal Keega
• Never ascribe to malice that which is caused by greed and ignorance. -- Cal Keega
• There is no idea so sacred that it cannot be questioned, analyzed... and ridiculed. -- Cal Keega
• Low-tech is a lot more effective than low-cal.
• The following appeared in a memorandum from the owner of Armchair Video, a chain of video rental stores.
  "Because of declining profits, we must reduce operating expenses at Armchair Video's ten video rental stores....