The Average Lifetime Of A Roll Of Toilet Paper In A Public Restroom Is Forty Years, Ending 5 Minutes Before You Enter The Stall.

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The average lifetime of a roll of toilet paper in a public restroom
is forty years, ending 5 minutes before you enter the stall.
-- Rothschild's Hypothesis

Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
-- Marlo Thoma...
Did you hear about the Newfie that Took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game.
Check for toilet paper *before* sitting down.
My brain will be 5 minutes dead before I trust a Centauri
Narcissism: You and your toilet paper share the same name. -- SLR
You may be redneck... if you've taken toilet paper home from work.
PTP: Produce Toilet Pape
Gather your moss before you roll stones.
The mass media is supported and sustained by commercial entities.
And corn flakes and Shakespeare are simply not kissing cousins....

The Average Lifetime Of A Roll Of Toilet Paper In A Public Restroom Is Forty Years, Ending 5 Minutes Before You Enter The Stall.

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