The Average Regulation Has A Life Span One-fifth As Long As A Chimpanzee's And One-tenth As Long As A Human's -- But Four Times As Long As The Official's Who Created It.

The Average Regulation Has A Life Span One-fifth As Long As A Chimpanzee's And One-tenth As Long As A Human's -- But Four Times As Long As The Official's Who Created It.

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The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee's
and one-tenth as long as a human's -- but four times as long as the
official's who created it.
-- Augustine's Law Number L

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