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The Avis WIZARD Decides If You Get To Drive A Car.
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The Avis WIZARD decides if you get to drive a car. Your head won't touch the
pillow of a Sheraton unless their computer says it's okay.
-- Arthur Miller
Related:
You can't get very far in this world without your dossier being there first. -- Arthur Mille
Flight Reservation systems decide whether or not you exist.
If your information isn't in their database, then you simply don't get to go anywhere....
They know your name, address, telephone number, credit card numbers, who ELSE is driving the car for insurance, .
.. your driver's license number. In the state of Massachusetts, this is the same number as that used for Social Security, unless you object to such use....
If you analyse anything, you destroy it. -- Arthur Mille
Unless you put your money to work for you, you work for your money. -- Joe Mille
A joke is like watching a woman get out of a car -- sometimes you see it and sometimes you don't.
-- Max Mille...
Monica is in her bed but can't fall asleep] Monica (voiceover)
If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes....
Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining
What if there were no civilization out there? No cities, no factories, no people?...