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• Apu: You look familiar, sir. Are you on the television or something?
  Homer: Sorry, buddy. You got me confused with Fred Flintstone. Homer's Night Ou...
• Apu: You look familiar, sir. Are you on the television or something?
  Homer: Sorry buddy, you've got me confused with Fred Flintstone. -- "Homer's Night Ou...
• Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome, There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather call my home.
  When I first arrived, you were all such jerks, But now I've come to looooooove your quirks....
• Hand over all your money in a paper bag!" "Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery.
  I do work in a convenience store you know....
• Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.
  E.O. of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart....
• Apu, you can take this job and restaff it!
  -- Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart, "Lisa's Pony...
• Homer: Oh, rancid meat attack! Stupid parasites. Is there no way I can find justice?
  Kent: If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number -- Home...
• Marge: [checks the fridge] Oh, we're low on milk for Maggie.
  You want to come with me to the Kwik-E-Mart?...
• Tony, you're my agent. You _have_ to do something about this.
  ...How can it be the same movie if they've changed my character from a convenience store clerk to a jittery eskimo firefighter?...