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• Thinking means connecting things, and stops if they cannot be connected. -- G. K. Chesterto
• Coincidences are spiritual puns. -- G. K. Chesterto
• The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit, the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist.
  -- Gilbert K. Chesterton (1874-1936)...
• Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
  -- G. K. Chesterto...
• Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. -- G. K. Chesterto
• My country, right or wrong," is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case.
  It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober." -- G. K. Chesterto...
• There is nothing the matter with Americans except their ideals.
  The real American is all right; it is the ideal American who is all wrong....