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The Best Diplomat I Know Is A Fully Armed Phaser Bank. -- Montgomery Sco
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The best diplomat I know is a fully armed phaser bank.
-- Montgomery Scott
Related:
The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank. -- Scotty
Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER!
Scott: "Captain Montgomery Scott. Tell me, how long have I been missing?
Riker: "Well--" -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
And the fully armed nuclear warheads, are, of course, merely a courtesy detail.
...and the fully armed nuclear warheads, are, of course, merely a courtesy detail.
Spock: "Admiral, this is Spock." Kirk: "Yes, Spock.
Spock: "Engine Room reports auxilliary power restored....
How do I set my phaser to "tickle?