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• At the heart of science is an essential tension between two seemingly contradictory attitudes -- an openness to new idea
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  o matter how bizarre or counterintuitive they may be, and the most ruthless skeptical scrutiny of all ideas, old and new....
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• There is one rule for the industrialist and that i
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