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• Lisa: I'm really sorry about what I did, Alison. It's no shame being second to you.
  Alison: Thank you, Lisa. You know, I'm actually kind of glad I lost....
• Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.
• Miksch's Law: If a string has one end, then it has another end.
• Theorem: a cat has nine tails. Proof: No cat has eight tails.
  A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails....
• The best exercise for a cat is another cat.
• The Gordian Maxim: If a string has one end, it has another.