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• Abolish first marriages!
• All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds.
• All marriages are mixed marriages. -- Chantal Saperstei
• MOTSS /mots/ or /M-O-T-S-S/ n. [from the 1970 U.
  S. census forms via Usenet] Member Of The Same Sex, esp....
• MOTSS: /mots/ or /M-O-T-S-S/ [from the 1970 U.S. census forms via USENET] n.
  Member Of The Same Sex, esp. one considered as a possible sexual partner....
• They say that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. That's not as bad as it sounds, considering that the other 50% end in death.
• That road which is the sole road which leads to the greatest tourist attraction in the area can only be repaired during the busiest three weeks of the entire tourist season.
  Repairs are to be done in such a manner that the maximum amount of time is required to cover the minimum amount of distance....
• One half of all marriages end in divorce, the rest in death--I got out alive!