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• Always sort the small file first. -- Dick Munroe
• I'm always easy. I'm NEVER cheap!!! -- Dick Munroe
• The things in this file don't have to be in bad taste, they just have to leave a bad taste.
  -- Dick Munroe...
• Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest]
• Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
• We're programmers. Programmers are, in their hearts, architects, and the first thing they want to do when they get to a site is to bulldoze the place flat and build something grand.
  We're not excited by incremental renovation: tinkering, improving, planting flower beds....
• Real programmers know every nuance of every instruction and use them all in every real program.
  Puppy architects won't allow execute instructions to address another execute as the target instruction....
• ARCHITECTS are responsible for the tallest erections.
• Architects do it late.