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• So what good is a ring of Chthulu control? -- Famous Last Word
• Programmers used to batch environments may find it hard to live without giant listing
  we would find it hard to use them. -- D.M. Ritchie...
• Kill the DM...no, SLOWLY kill the DM
• I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. -- Steven Wrigh
• Lawyers: the best argument against gun control..
• The Token fell out of the ring. Call us when you find it.
• There is more treasure in books than in all the pirates' loot on Treasure Island.
  .. and best of all, you can enjoy these riches every day of your life. -- Walt Disney...
• You will only find peace when you yield completely to society's control.