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• The best way to avoid responsibility is to say, "I've got responsibilities.
• The best way to avoid indulging in something is to destroy that thing.
• The best way to avoid your enemies is to outlive them.
• The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. -- Dale Carnegie
• I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
  But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I've never known an instance in the history of our company where an executive unloaded responsibilities and duties on one lower in the rank
  hat he did not find himself immediately loaded from above with greater responsibility....
• They say it's the responsibility of the media to look at government -- especially the president -- with a microscope.
  I don't argue with that, but when they use a proctoscope, it's going too far....