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A Quartz Oscillator Oscillates At A Frequency Off The Rated One By A Minimum Of 25% If It Does Oscillate At All.
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A quartz oscillator oscillates at a frequency off the rated one by a minimum
of 25% if it does oscillate at all.
-- Vuilleumier's Sixth Law
Related:
When the prototype has been fully assembled according to lab instructions, a minimum of 11 components are left.
-- Vuilleumier's Seventh Law...
Eleventh Law of Acoustics: In a minimum-phase system there is an inextricable link between frequency response
phase response and transient response, as they are all merely transforms of one another....
In a minimum-phase system there is an inextricable link between frequency response, phase response and transient response, as they are all merely transforms of one another.
This combined with minimalization of open-loop errors in output amplifiers and correct compensation for non-linear passive crossover network loading can lead to a significant decrease in system resolution lost....
Beryl's Law: The "Consumer Report" on the item will come out a week after you've made your purchase.
Corollaries: 1. The one you bought will be rated "unacceptable"....
If n electronic components are required, n-1 are available. -- Vuilleumier's Second Law
When proteup first, thankfully leaving the fuses intact. -- Vuilleumier's Fourth Law
Rated Number One by Top Gynecologists...
If only one bid can be secured on a project, the price will be unreasonable.
-- The RPCISPE's Sixth Universal Law...
Troutman's Sixth Programming Postulate: Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.