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• He wales a portion with judicious care; And "Let us worship God," he says with solemn air.
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  But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them....
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  But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them....
• An old man lost all his money. Seventy years old, hasn't got a dime.
  Who does he blame? His wife. He says, "If you were a good wife, you'd go out and work for me....
• When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.
  As to why he then stopped there are two opinions. One of them is woman's. -- DeGourmo...
• My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay In better spirits night and day.
• God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board -- Mark Twai