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• Your bottle is empty and the ground is wet.
• The bottle is full. You must empty it before you put something else in.
• Your bottle is now full of oil.
• Many empty Coke bottles are here. Alas, they can't hold water.
• Don't empty the water jar until the rain falls. Philippine Proverb
• Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? Just spell "Evian" backwards!
• A mushroom cloud on the horizon, 24 empty missile tubes- -now it's Miller time
• In the old days in Finland, all young men had to go through some rites of passage to show that they were REAL FINNISH MEN.
  The usual set consisted of three tests: 1) Empty a full bottle of vodka without pause, 2) Go out in the forest to kill a bear with bare hands, and 3) rape a woman....